grown ass men are out here not eating fruit or vegetables or washing their face and having a list of things women must do to be attractive to them and thus gain their respect like grow the fuck up and eat a carrot literally no woman needs you
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“No woman needs you” said the future cat lady lol
Newsflash. No man needs a bitch telling him to eat rabbit food and nagging him constantly.
I cannot wait to see feminism burn itself out.
u gonna die of scurvy in the name of antifeminism
every fall teenage girls are like.. “oh , im gonna enter a place of business and order a product which is offered by that place of business because i like the flavor of it” and honestly? how dare they. that’s so annoying. why can’t they buy the beverage that i, a smart man, would prefer to drink
Probably because they’re generally indifferent to the flavor of it and rather use it for in group/out group signalling like the giant basic bitch wall-decorations-from-target early childhood education/nutrition hive mind they are.
dude shut the fuck up lol
ok i spend all day with teenagers and am paid to educate them and let me tell you most of my girls may love leggings (comfy) and iced coffees (yummy) but i have never, NEVER, seen thirty of them spend a solid month all playing the same boring goddamn video game or had to pry them off their tablets and phones the day some ugly-ass overpriced sneaker drops
try and get a group of teenage boys to all stop making the same fucking meme reference all. goddamn. day. then, and ONLY then, can you talk to me about hive mind
Can you imagine being a middle or high school teacher when Pickle Rick dropped.
straight men: *have a time honored tradition of deliberately scouting for lesbians on dating apps*
lesbians: *deal with men like this every week n talk about men like this every day*
y’all somehow: aww clearly this is just a poor sweet lil man baby was lost n didn’t know any better! what a cutie pie!!! so wholesome!! 😩😩😩
Anonymous asked:
You should’ve been hit more as a child you’d know discipline
Go fucking die
Anonymous asked:
what would you be doing if I was there? ;)
I’d be eating my cinnamon bun
Anonymous asked:
What u doing right now?
I’m eating a cinnamon bun?
Billy texting Sid: flowery, romantic wit filled with comforting tone and film metaphors, ideal language from an ideal lover
Billy texting Stu, his boyfriend: answer my text bitchweed
Stu texting Tatum: lots of heart and winky face emojis, takes every opportunity for a pun, keeps her up-to-date on his work schedule
Stu texting Billy, his boyfriend: zendaya is meechee
Anonymous asked:
Why are you still alive?
My body’s basic instinct to stop me from doing dangerous things that could get me killed
